Dan

Age: 16

Height: 5'8

Employment:  Student, techie, actor, musician, wanna-be filmmaker

Favorite Song:  Varies

Feared: By many

Loved: By all

Info:  Blessed with the ability to do pretty much anything non-athletic related, Dan is rumored to be the only rapper/actor/DJ/filmmaker/web designer/RPG & Magic player/gamer/guitarist/playwright/pirate in the tri-state area, and if that doesn't sum things up, then nothing will.  Despite the fact that he is, in theory, the main character of this little charade, he has one of the smallest profiles on the Cast page.

Quote:  Insert FLEM/PLIF punchline here

Skola
Age: 18, but has ID for 32
Height: 6'2"

Fatboy Slim Song of Choice: Weapon of Choice
Weapon of Choice: Uzi/Antique Sword (He can go with this, or he can go with that...)
Employment: Student, Tutor, DJ, technie, actor, director, renfaire geek
Favorite Song: Tomorrow Wendy, by Concrete Blonde
Info:  Skola has been referred to as the Postmodern condition. An 11th generation Israeli, he's fled and is hiding in the united states, where he constantly states that he's afraid of Americans.  He currently hides in the PA Renaissance Faire, where he is paid to play with dolls and hit on young girls.  Though he reveals much info to his friends, records of several past, unknown actions are still classified by various government bodies

Quote: "Huzzahness and suchlike."

Allie

Age: 17

Height: 5'3"

Employment:  Student

Preferred D&D Title: Dungeon Mistress

Favorite Song: Beast of Blood, by Malice Mizer

Info: Allie sees herself as a punk bitch rocker who listens to way too much JRock (not to be confused with that shitty J-pop) and can kick your ass at any puzzle or fighting game.  Borne from the fires of the Penny Arcade Phorum, she roams the land making generic references to Twinkies and being the first female that most male gamers have seen in a long time.

Quote: "I'm rewarding my curiosity again! DAMN! I love Vanilla Coke!"